{"id":216,"date":"2007-10-03T23:59:13","date_gmt":"2007-10-04T04:59:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/archives\/216"},"modified":"2016-07-12T18:32:16","modified_gmt":"2016-07-13T01:32:16","slug":"ifcomp-2007-ghost-of-the-fireflies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/archives\/216","title":{"rendered":"IFComp 2007: Ghost of the Fireflies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, now that the <a href=\"http:\/\/ifcomp.org\/comp07\/rules.html\">rules<\/a> of the Interactive Fiction Competition allow blogging about comp games during the judging period, let&#8217;s get started.  Choosing my first game at random, I got <em>Ghost of the Fireflies<\/em> by Paul Allen Panks.  This did not bode well. Spoilers follow the break.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI should state right off that knowing the author is Panks prejudices me against the game.  This is a person with a long history of writing BASIC text adventures with meagre world models, pointless and badly-written descriptions, randomized combat that the player can&#8217;t actually affect at all, bugs that he tries to excuse as jokes, and honest attempts at jokes made with a sense of humor as inscrutable as a six-year-old&#8217;s.  I don&#8217;t even want to be too catty about him here &#8212; he&#8217;s taken plenty of abuse from the IF community over the years, and there&#8217;s some evidence that he&#8217;s mentally ill and not fully responsible for his design decisions.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I felt honor-bound to give this game a chance.  So in I dove: overlong instructions, overlong intro, some commands result in inappropriate error messages (any unknown verb produces &#8220;You are not in the enchanted forest (Oibara Inn)!&#8221;), there&#8217;s a magic system in there, that&#8217;s new for him, didn&#8217;t really understand how to use it from the overlong instructions but maybe it&#8217;ll make more sense in context.  Or maybe not.  Playing the game, I wandered around picking up loose objects and trying to ignore his prose for a while.  I wound up at a waterfall that allegedly had some kind of &#8220;lily pad puzzle&#8221;, but couldn&#8217;t figure out how to interact with it at all; supposedly I was supposed to touch some pads of different colors in a specific order, but the colors weren&#8217;t mentioned, and commands like &#8220;touch blue pad&#8221; produced no output whatever.  <span class=\"footnote_referrer\"><a role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" onclick=\"footnote_moveToReference_216_1('footnote_plugin_reference_216_1_1');\" onkeypress=\"footnote_moveToReference_216_1('footnote_plugin_reference_216_1_1');\" ><sup id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_216_1_1\" class=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text\">1<\/sup><\/a><span id=\"footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_216_1_1\" class=\"footnote_tooltip\"> Trying it again while researching this blog post, I found that I was supposed to type &#8220;touch pads&#8221;, at which point it would offer me a menu of colors.  Should have known better than to think there would be more than a two-word parser. <\/span><\/span><script type=\"text\/javascript\"> jQuery('#footnote_plugin_tooltip_216_1_1').tooltip({ tip: '#footnote_plugin_tooltip_text_216_1_1', tipClass: 'footnote_tooltip', effect: 'fade', predelay: 0, fadeInSpeed: 200, delay: 400, fadeOutSpeed: 200, position: 'top right', relative: true, offset: [10, 10], });<\/script><\/p>\n<p>Then I took inventory and was told that I was carrying:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nA Large Ice Dragon, breathing fire paradoxically (dragon)<br \/>\nA Large Ice Dragon, breathing fire paradoxically (dragon)<br \/>\nA Large Ice Dragon, breathing fire paradoxically (dragon)\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, I said I&#8217;d give it a chance.  By my lights, it just used up that chance.  This is a serious bug that anyone playing the game would notice.  So, clearly, the author never played his own game.  And if he can&#8217;t be bothered to play it, neither can I.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rating: 1<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"speaker-mute footnotes_reference_container\"> <div class=\"footnote_container_prepare\"><p><span role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" class=\"footnote_reference_container_label pointer\" onclick=\"footnote_expand_collapse_reference_container_216_1();\">&#x202F;<\/span><span role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" class=\"footnote_reference_container_collapse_button\" style=\"display: none;\" onclick=\"footnote_expand_collapse_reference_container_216_1();\">[<a id=\"footnote_reference_container_collapse_button_216_1\">+<\/a>]<\/span><\/p><\/div> <div id=\"footnote_references_container_216_1\" style=\"\"><table class=\"footnotes_table footnote-reference-container\"><caption class=\"accessibility\">References<\/caption> <tbody> \r\n\r\n<tr class=\"footnotes_plugin_reference_row\"> <th scope=\"row\" class=\"footnote_plugin_index_combi pointer\"  onclick=\"footnote_moveToAnchor_216_1('footnote_plugin_tooltip_216_1_1');\"><a id=\"footnote_plugin_reference_216_1_1\" class=\"footnote_backlink\"><span class=\"footnote_index_arrow\">&#8593;<\/span>1<\/a><\/th> <td class=\"footnote_plugin_text\"> Trying it again while researching this blog post, I found that I was supposed to type &#8220;touch pads&#8221;, at which point it would offer me a menu of colors.  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