{"id":496,"date":"2009-01-11T18:51:26","date_gmt":"2009-01-11T23:51:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/archives\/496"},"modified":"2016-08-21T12:48:40","modified_gmt":"2016-08-21T19:48:40","slug":"half-life-2-episode-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/archives\/496","title":{"rendered":"Half-Life 2 Episode 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Time to get the numbers down.  Time to try a game that I can reasonably expect to finish in a weekend.<\/p>\n<p>After my first multi-hour session of <em>HL2E2<\/em>, I&#8217;m well into the sixth of its seven chapters, facing what amounts to the <em>Half-Life<\/em> version of the Battle of Hoth, trying to repel a dozen Striders marching on the rebel base.  Striders are the immensely tall things that I&#8217;ve referred to before as &#8220;tripod robots&#8221;, but by now I&#8217;ve had enough opportunity to see them close up and realize that they&#8217;re not robots at all.  They&#8217;re three-legged alien cyborg crustaceans.  Most of the Combine war machines are at least partly organic.  One of the new monsters for this episode, the loping tripodal Hunter, doesn&#8217;t have any visible organic components, but its behavior is animal-like enough to suggest that it at least has an organic brain.<\/p>\n<p>The other new monsters this time around are the luminescent acid-spitting variants of the Antlion.  Much of the midgame is spent in their warren of glass-smooth tunnels, helping the Vortigaunts on an errand that would have been a lot easier if they still knew how to use pheropods.  I found the new antlion grubs particularly disquieting.  They&#8217;re about the size of your forearm and completely non-aggressive.  There&#8217;s some evidence that they&#8217;re fed on human meat, but they basically just sit there glowing and occasionally wiggling, waiting for you to squish them.  If you don&#8217;t want to squish them, tough.  You&#8217;re going to squish some whether you want to or not, because they&#8217;re often on the floor in places where you want to walk.  The worst part is that when they&#8217;re squished, they emit a little glowing crumb that, when picked up, restores a little bit of health.  Is Gordon eating something that came out of a dead alien bug?  Intellectually, I know that I&#8217;ve eaten worse things in <em>Nethack<\/em>, where consuming monster corpses in order to gain their powers is a pretty important part of the game, but it&#8217;s all very abstract there, without the visceral revulsion you get from graphics.  Still, you get used to it, just like you get used to the violence and gore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time to get the numbers down. Time to try a game that I can reasonably expect to finish in a weekend. After my first multi-hour session of HL2E2, I&#8217;m well into the sixth of its seven chapters, facing what amounts to the Half-Life version of the Battle of Hoth, trying to repel a dozen Striders [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[204,205,257],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fps","tag-half-life","tag-half-life-2","tag-half-life-2-episode-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4008,"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions\/4008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}