{"id":5665,"date":"2019-02-06T18:14:24","date_gmt":"2019-02-07T02:14:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/?p=5665"},"modified":"2019-08-21T03:10:21","modified_gmt":"2019-08-21T10:10:21","slug":"tr5-lara-kills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/archives\/5665","title":{"rendered":"TR5: Lara Kills"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The second chapter of <em>Tomb Raider: Chronicles<\/em> sends you after the Spear of Destiny, an artifact I know mainly from videogames &#8212; most notably <em>Wolfenstein<\/em>, which I hold responsible for popularizing the &#8220;Spear of Destiny&#8221; name, but I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ve seen it referenced in a couple of other games as well, even though I can&#8217;t think of their names just now. At any rate, the writers here certainly seem to have <em>Wolfenstein<\/em> in mind, because they put Nazis into its backstory. As the result of a failed retrieval attempt during the war, the spear is apparently now lying at the bottom of the ocean in the wreck of a U-boat. The Russian navy is launching an expedition to find it, and Lara managed to sneak aboard.<\/p>\n<p>Or perhaps &#8220;sneak&#8221; is the wrong word, given the body count. Lara Croft is a one-woman diplomatic disaster here. Back in the Rome chapter, she did murder a couple of people (not counting the anachronistic gladiators, which I think were more like ghosts or zombies or something), but they were rival treasure-hunters who were trying to jack her claim, so it came off as kind of fair. Here, she&#8217;s just charging into a foreign military base and slaughtering everyone she comes across. Given that the chapter can&#8217;t be occurring very many years before the game&#8217;s present (if only because of Lara&#8217;s apparent age), this presumably isn&#8217;t even cold-war era. Maybe this is why they spend so much of the level&#8217;s cutscenes establishing that the expedition is backed by the Mafia. Just to make them unambiguously bad.<\/p>\n<p>Tangentially: I refer to Lara as a &#8220;treasure-hunter&#8221;, because that&#8217;s what she is. The game&#8217;s introductory cutscene has someone call her an &#8220;archeologist&#8221;, but that&#8217;s always seemed inaccurate to me. We&#8217;ve seen how Lara behaves. She never lays out a site grid. She picks things up without recording the location they were found. She&#8217;s a little too cavalier about discharging firearms in the vicinity of ancient pottery. A lot of these accusations can be leveled at Indiana Jones too, but he&#8217;s got tenure and can do what he wants.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate, regardless of whether you call her an archeologist or a treasure-hunter, she&#8217;s also a mass murderer. I recall this only really becoming the case in the second <em>Tomb Raider<\/em> game; in the first, the enemies were mainly animals or monsters, and the few humans you fought were clear cases of self-defense, people who tricked you and trapped you with intent to kill, and gave you no choice but to fight back. Here in <em>Chronicles<\/em>, Lara is clearly electing to go all Rambo III.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s still mostly exploration and jumping puzzles, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The second chapter of Tomb Raider: Chronicles sends you after the Spear of Destiny, an artifact I know mainly from videogames &#8212; most notably Wolfenstein, which I hold responsible for popularizing the &#8220;Spear of Destiny&#8221; name, but I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ve seen it referenced in a couple of other games as well, even though I can&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[612,613],"class_list":["post-5665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-tomb-raider","tag-tomb-raider-chronicles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5665"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5953,"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5665\/revisions\/5953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wurb.com\/stack\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}